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For Sure NOT Anne Hathaway Getting Fucked Silly...

And if you say it is, you're a liar! Was going to make a short version, but got lazy, so here's the long one! Feel like I missed the nail on the head a bit with this one, but still pretty good. Not the best, but you know, to the victor goes the spoils, Lads!